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Sorry, please ignore my baby, he's part dinosaur.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Selfie fail

Can't even take a decent Selfie without someone shoving a matchbox car down my shirt

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Wednesday, June 18, 2014


Dear everyone at the vet who looked at me like I was a bad person for having both my dog and my son on leashes:

It was either that or have my son run through the store and out into the parking lot. Evolution has failed him and he somehow didn't get the gene that encourages young animals to stay near their mother's.


Tuesday, June 10, 2014



No, I do not want to join your book exchange/sticker club/other crappy pyramid scheme.

Seriously guys why are you doing this.

Day 3 of restaurant dining

A toast to Rat Car

Rat Car died heroically after he was catapulted down the elevator shaft to his final resting place. As half rat and half car, one may hope that Rat Car is happy in his dark and danky  tomb.

A toast to the departed
RIP Rat Car

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Parker Rocks

Obsessed with rocks lately.

Other favorite things:

Lighting McQueen
Go, Dog, Go
Krave cereal
Playing "Got you" (chase)
His baby doll
Wanting to drive the car
Planes, trains, cars
His buddy Levi
Jordan Lake

Also, he used the potty successfully last night! Hasn't done it since, but I'm still proud.

Sunday, June 1, 2014