I ain't sayin' I'm a gold digger, but...

Cheese!!

I'm learning how to smile! Most of the time my smile is me opening my mouth though. That's how Mom smiled when she was a baby, too!

Smarty pants

I love looking at my picture books while mom does the dishes!

First day of church

Mom and dad took me to the M. Ward today because they were too lazy to drive all the way to Durham. We just stayed for sacrament. I look pretty handsome!

Dear Parker

You don't want to eat. You don't want to play. You don't want to be awake. You don't want to be asleep.

Buddy boy, in about two seconds I am going to decide for you. You are going to go in your crib and sleep. And you are going to LIKE it, gosh darn it!

Someone give this man a medal

3 consecutuve diaper changes without peeing on myself or anyone else... that's gotta be some kind of record

My parents should have named me Murphey

...because I'm a huge fan of Murphry's law. For example, as soon as mom was done tying the laces on my tiny Chucks, I very loudly dirtied my diaper. Serves that crazy woman right... who puts shoes (or pants) on a 3 week old baby?