Kitchen stool/Car port

Literally every flat surface in my home looks like this

18 month sleep regression

Karma's biting me in the butt for bragging about how Parker has been a perfect sleeper up until now...

3 am

After hours of being unable to get him to sleep, I gave up and turned on Melmo. (Sesame Street). Apparently the only acceptable place to watch a late night Melmo episode is on my kidneys.

What Parker ate, vegan edition

Last night he polished off 4 slices of dairy free pizza. Lunch today was a full cup of chickpea curry and 7 strawberries.

??? Part 3

Ignore my immodest gym clothes

On a roll

How we do

We can't do anything in this family without Matchbox cars...including riding bikes.

Seriously?

There were FOUR baby gender reveals on my fb news feed today. Five, if you count twins separately.

I thought all of this bitterness was supposed to go away after I got my baby...?

??? Continued

???

Not sure why he's been sitting/laying on me like this for the past 20 minutes

Trip to PA

This sums it up nicely

Mine

Parker learned a new word and its driving me nuts

Exhausted

This is how he fell asleep at lunch. I hear ya, kiddo.