P is for Parker: February 2013

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Jk

Remember that post from a few hours ago when I said I can't sit up yet?

Jk.

I've been doing this for a solid 15 minutes now!

Yes, I'm wearing socks on my hands... my new favorite game is scratching myself on my tummy. I also enjoy scratching Mom and Dad, and especially the wall next to my changing table. It sounds just like fingernails on a chalk board and I don't understand why Mom freaks out when I do it. Some other fun facts about me this month...

I weigh about 20 lbs, I will know for sure when I see the doctor next Monday
I wear size 12 month clothes
Last month, I upgraded to a convertable carseat because I was too big for my infant seat. I HATE the new carseat.
I also hate it when Mom puts my clothes on.
New favorite food: guacamole
I'm starting to creep around on the floor army style
No teeth yet!
I can't sit up yet either, but I'm getting close
I smile all the time, and with my whole face
I rarely cry
I am perfect

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Paradigm shift

The dogs opinion of me has dramatically improved since Mom learned about infant lead weaning

All aboard the fail train

Normally I just ride with Mom in her chair, but Dad had the bright idea to make a weird train. Our neighbors got a kick of watching our walk around the block.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Baby cheetos

My friend Jack warned me about the nasty rice cardboard pieces disguised as cookies and suggested cheetos instead. Did you know they make baby cheetos?? They are so good. Except Mom keeps swiping them off my tray. I also fed myself a banana two days ago. Yum!

Sippy what?

Not quite grasping the concept of this new toy

Monday, February 18, 2013

Happy birthday to us!!

My girlfriend Blueberry and I celebrated her 4 month birthday and my 6 month birthday tonight. Our daddies thought the whole thing was crazy but they didn't seem to have that big of a problem when it was time to eat cake...